yam ah mee

im sorry but who the fuck is yam ah mee?

i saw images/ links/ vids of him and he looks like the founder of some herbal remedy with his face printed on a bottle of something (medicine?)

so what if he reads election results with a monotone? boring. you all are BORING if you find him amusing.

or maybe u all are easily amused AND boring people.

TPL is so much more amusing than him.

corrruption of 4d

I have been corrupted by 4D. No more shallow appreciation for me.

Now I will be unable to resist looking out for mis en scenes in all the mvs that I watch.

brother

Today i bought a new t-shirt to commemorate going out with my friend for the first time.

the t-shirt is no longer just a t-shirt. it carries sentiments. today could possibly be our last date, but i appreciated it a lot.

invention

why i grow up, i will invent a soft little drool absorbant pillow case.

if you were to

if you were to suffocate me in my sleep, will i not die?






i think i would.

hazy hazed

wow. even in my self-induced drug-hazed state, a lizard running across my toilet floor when i on the light still managed to get an involuntary gasp from me.

a dent

my computer fell on the floor while in the laptop case with a wacom pad as well. so now the behind part have a dent.

nothing is perfect.

how old am i?

today i really ask for it. i wan act heart landle so i speak chinese la, den when the person ask me for my age, i reply

二十。。。。二。

now she probably think i am lying or i am stupid. where got ppl own age need to think.

but partly cause i always lie about my age ba, hard to change channel.

i am 19 this year.

shit

i went to shit in the toilet just now.

ploop!

ploop!

ploop!

went my shit but the water did not splash up.

my shit must be dense cause it sank to the bottom of the toilet bowl. my asshole like on fire. i suspect is the AP chilli.

my asshole is called pacific ring of fire. VROOOOAR!

the balance of the world

u lose 2 frens, u make 2 frens. the balance of the world is restored.

call me kiasu

call me kiasu or what, but i always believe in buying extra when the cost price of a single unit is low/ negligible.

eg. tidbits (last time) and more recently- cds.

twice this month, because of my shopaholic tendencies, i have saved some classmates by selling them my SPARE cds :D

(i sell at cost price, no profit.)

what the

what just happened here?



nooooooooooooo!

dropped a size!??!

i was just talking to my fren and he just said he dropped a size.... wait... WHAT?!?

i cannot even buckle my army pants the last time i tried! reservist is going to be such a humiliation...



oh yea. happy labour day. yes. it is labour day. i am labouriously working on my 4d final assignment.

elite 4

today is not totally unmemorable. i defeated the elite 4! (Black and white)