oh my goodness COCKROACH

oh my goodness... i almost had a panic attack. i was on my way to the kitchen to fill my cup of water and guess what i saw on the kitchen floor! it was a cockroach! \

FYL immediately flew thru my mind. but this is not outside, this is my house, i have to do something! i search high and low for insecticide and finally i did find it! i tot where my mother hide it sia.

cuz i on the light so the cockroach started to panic a bit so it moved around the floor and when i got my hands on shieldtox immediately SPRAY!

PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!! PSSST PSST!!!

den the cheebye scuttle across the floor trying to avoid my attack and it hid under a floor rag. FYL. i dowan to touch the floor rag and the bamboo pole was BEYOND the rag and i did not want to cross the rag so i did the only sensible thing.

i go and wake my mother up.

den she scold me ask me to spray myself and she came out to give eye power. so genius me found an umbrella which i used to nudge the rag away and TADAH! cockroach appeared! i squealed and immediately PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST PSSST PSSST!

my mother was like 'ENUFF ALREADY!' but i was not convinced.

a scientist is never convinced. so i stood and watch the cockroach scuttle about the floor erratically and..... it flipped over before it completed 1 round!

and it's creepy legs were like skittling about.

so yea. this marks my first cockroach kill in my whole life.

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AFTERMATH:

i just went out to check on the dying cockroach and take photo of it for this post. yes i just left it there. (i am NOT going to touch that thing.)

FYL the fucking thing was still wriggling on its back!

so i sprayed it with shieldtox for another good 10 seconds. that ought to do it. hope it dies.

ps. lucky it did not fly.