BVLGARI SWAROVSKI

I have a soft spot for slutty women in sparkly costumes!!!



"There's only 2 kinds of people in the world. The ones that entertain and the ones that observe."

This is an excellent MV la. seriously. i wish i could do that (film the mv as well as dance it!) most of the dance moves are in tune with the beat of the song, especially that whip!

PIAK!

it was SPOT on man!

slutty costumes with nipple tassels trademark of britney. she uses diamonds and shit to cover her lady bits! how cute! and she manages that coy expression so well..

Did u notice that BVLGARI had huge screentime during this MV? reminds me of how SWAROVSKI appears in Jlo's Get on the floor.

Endorsed MVS rock!

(BVLGARI is pronounced as buh-vul-gari.)

oh my goodness COCKROACH

oh my goodness... i almost had a panic attack. i was on my way to the kitchen to fill my cup of water and guess what i saw on the kitchen floor! it was a cockroach! \

FYL immediately flew thru my mind. but this is not outside, this is my house, i have to do something! i search high and low for insecticide and finally i did find it! i tot where my mother hide it sia.

cuz i on the light so the cockroach started to panic a bit so it moved around the floor and when i got my hands on shieldtox immediately SPRAY!

PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!! PSSST PSST!!!

den the cheebye scuttle across the floor trying to avoid my attack and it hid under a floor rag. FYL. i dowan to touch the floor rag and the bamboo pole was BEYOND the rag and i did not want to cross the rag so i did the only sensible thing.

i go and wake my mother up.

den she scold me ask me to spray myself and she came out to give eye power. so genius me found an umbrella which i used to nudge the rag away and TADAH! cockroach appeared! i squealed and immediately PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST PSSST PSSST!

my mother was like 'ENUFF ALREADY!' but i was not convinced.

a scientist is never convinced. so i stood and watch the cockroach scuttle about the floor erratically and..... it flipped over before it completed 1 round!

and it's creepy legs were like skittling about.

so yea. this marks my first cockroach kill in my whole life.

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AFTERMATH:

i just went out to check on the dying cockroach and take photo of it for this post. yes i just left it there. (i am NOT going to touch that thing.)

FYL the fucking thing was still wriggling on its back!

so i sprayed it with shieldtox for another good 10 seconds. that ought to do it. hope it dies.

ps. lucky it did not fly.

i am very lucky because

my grandmother loves me a lot. when she found out that i did not have lunch, she insisted that i come over for noodles.

despite me telling her that i had biscuits (good bye panda), she still chided me saying that 'biscuit where got enough?'

thank u por por. i <3 u.

stupid things

is letting 2 group of fren meet u at the same time a good thing?

i dont want to let any of them feel left out. like i meet u from 2-6, pangseh u without dinner and go find my other fren for dinner at 6-9.

i know, not a good idea right? both of them could possible be suffering, but if that's the case, then i would be suffering the most, so.

hero

a true hero has to make sacrifices.

i play dota even though it gives me headache. all in the name of teaching people lessons.

i also play L4d even though it give me headache faster than dota. all in the name of letting my friends gank me.

true nobility is not in the blood, it is in our actions.

weird day today yes.

today was a weird day. after going for a gathering which i was not a part of i went to sentosa. i travel on the travellator on the sentosa boredwalk.
i pay $1.
i took the monorail and arrived at the bitch in sentosa.
today beri hot. so i fold up my pant.

sand fly eberywhere.

is that a boy or girl?

when i see weird people, i will ask my fren,

'eh you see that person, directly behind you! DUN TURN AR! u think is boy or girl ar?'

den usually, my friend will turn. fyl.

for me i usually judge by presense of boob. If have means is girl, if dun have means is boy.

Also another tell tale sign is leg hair and armpit hair. Usually butches will shave leg hair. I dunno why. If you wanna act boy den must keep leg hair what. Tie nehneh no use one. Most girls ironing board also, guys also bigger then them.

moral of the story, if you use 'boy or girl' rather than 'male or female' we have something in common.

You are a child @ heart young soul.

ps. C @ H is for peedofiles.

apart

apart apart
we are drifting apart
not by wind and rain
but by our stone-cold hearts.

aftermath

owwww... i having out of body feeling... giddy, skin feels warm, it's like my conscience is scattered or something.

what have you done today to make you feel proud

well heather, i did a banner for my website cause it got approved :D i feel like finally i am organising my life because i am busy! i did not take afternoon nap today. i went for thai class and actually have plans to play badminton tmr! me leh!



you thought i dun play sports right! haha yea i dun like sports that involve balls and body contact but anything other is ok! (ah good that golf is eliminated cuz it's fucking boring. i dun get how some ppl can watch golf on tv for 2hrs.)

i am going to play badminton with my fren (: and a group of strangers tmr. i am excited because i nv play badminton for so long! i think for 4 yrs liao. i hope the i dun get pwn too badly.

healthy lifestyle here i come :D

i also spammed entries today so read below (3 more i think).

I cut my hair (follow up)

On tues, I succumb to the urge to cut my hair so i travel to my house the new salon that just open. So i settle in my seat and a guy come cut my hair. Den when he cutting my neck the hair i think the hair accumulated there and guess what.

He blow my neck! many times. the sensation of someone's breath against my neck. WOO!!! so ticklish. No one blow my neck before, even the army the auntie also never blow.

Then he touch touch my hair. den ask me if i put wax. i say no. den he proceed to say that my hair oily. cunning. he dig hole den let me jump.

aiya i think he fucked up my hair but nvm i always get fked up hair. at least this was not so painful. i once got hair stylists or should i say hair gardeners WEED my scalp. they half close the scissors and YANK. i want to cry. dam pain.

you think that after all this i must be crazy to like to cut hair once a month.

you are right.

but i feel like i am on antm everytime i cut hair. every new hair cut is like a rebirth. trololol.

i wanted to dye my hair black but the stupid liese got no black color. smlj chocolate brown ar, honey gold. put on black hair is still = black. therefore i wan black.



black is good. that tam i work in royce i dye my hair black. look so sleek sia. like one helmet. u shine light on it, it absorbs light summore.

unnatural black ftw! :D

Finding the perfect song

I finally found out what song i heard on KXLL. It's this. The sense of achievement is great. It's like you finally found a needle in a hay stack and it prick your finger.



I like this song because it's so irritating. The stupid lyrics and catchy beat really make the cake for this song. The icing is the melody and the

LALALALALA LALALALALALALALALA

:D

This is catastrophic! I wonder why the haters for friday dont hate this video as well. Self-righteous people with their panties in a bunch.

This is my lollipop

I read this tutorial and i think to myself what a wonderful world it should be easy. so i attempted making my own lollipop and it looks this this.



WHY?

This is the tutorial u can try hope ur lollipop turns out like mine.
http://vector.tutsplus.com/tutorials/tools-tips/quick-tip-how-to-create-a-simple-3d-lollipop-icon/

the urge to cut hair

i ask my mother is my hair long, she say no need cut. since i at home during holiday who will see?

i ask my grandmother is my hair long? she say no need cut. where got long?

but the urge to cut hair is overpowering me.... every new haircut is like a makeover... i shall go cut my hair today. wish me luck! should i dye it black as well? :X