Friday, May 20, 2011

America's Next Top Model Cycle 16 Finale Review

Can be summarised with 1 word. DISAPPOINTMENT. i will deduct and add marks based on what happened/ did not happen during the finale to prove my point. start at 0 marks.



Covergirl commercial just looked very cheap. low budget. I mean doing it with a white screen backdrop? amateur. (-5)

Brittani's mother did not turn up and she tried to be strong. however Brit managed to video conference her mum on a crappy acer laptop (+10)

And for the final runway show, they got back hannah, kasia and alex. BOY did i wish kasia had another wardrobe malfunction but she didn't. (-5)

Boring hannah is back. Hannah with the shapeless face that is neither angular nor round. I am so sick of boring girls. (-10)

Hannah roots for Brittani. what kind of name is that? i only hear of britney before, therefore, (-5)

Kasia trying to be funny. say this half of her is rooting for britney, the other half rooting for molly. Well those are some huge halves you got there ms. kasia. (-5)

Alex roots for molly. YAY u go girl. U see? I really can spot talent when I see one. Go MOLLY AND ALEX!!! (+10)

Ann came back to give the girls moral support by starting the runway show. She already looks so hideous every week in that clown photo they flash during panel every week. Beauty in vogue? more like fugly in vogue. (-10)

Ann was just as awkward as ever. Her walk was gg. (+5)

Tyra went to give a pep talk to molly + her parents and tried to make her cry before the runway show. (-20)

Brittani had a kick ass runway walk compared to molly. (-10)

Brittani fell down. (+20) :D

Miss Jay looked like a orange taliban (+5)

Andre said britney's hand look giantic in her photo. I totally agree. britney appears to have man hands! See la, extra go use hand. HALLO beauty shot. Lipstick put on your mouth not on your hands. That was a fugly covergirl photo compared to molly's. (+10)

Britney's commercial stronger den molly. (-10)

Molly had a H2H talk with tyra and told tyra how she had a fugly bowl cut when she was young and she was dreaming to become a model. Remember that part?

Then tyra, on a whim to make her show more 'interesting' cut both finalist's hair very short before declaring one of them the loser. I mean how fucked up is it? Just before you make one of them lose, u go and cut her hair? U cut the winner I ok but u cut the loser also? That's just mean tyra. (-50)

If like that then i rather Hannah go into final 2 with britney cause i want to see her cry when her blonde locks get shaved. But that did not happen. (-20)

Britney won. (-50)

FYL. nevermind, i comfort myself that the best is always the 1st runner up. i imagine that tyra want to give the BETTER one more freedom to choose her own modelling agency instead of getting tied down by contracts and agreements.

-200+60= -140

therefore, FYL tyra.

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