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yesterday after going to the adm grad show at new school, i went to eat at ps food court. had my favourite fried dumpling noodle (dry) (mee kia).

this china girl saw her friend so she turn towards my table and starting waving and shouting at her friend who was probably trying to play where's wally with them in the food court.



she was not the only thing waving animatedly at her friend. her armpit hair was also waving animatedly.

is like sea anemone wriggling in the sea. u know? the finding nemo one? except it's not pink. it's black and curly.

America's Next Top Model Cycle 16 Finale Review

Can be summarised with 1 word. DISAPPOINTMENT. i will deduct and add marks based on what happened/ did not happen during the finale to prove my point. start at 0 marks.



Covergirl commercial just looked very cheap. low budget. I mean doing it with a white screen backdrop? amateur. (-5)

Brittani's mother did not turn up and she tried to be strong. however Brit managed to video conference her mum on a crappy acer laptop (+10)

And for the final runway show, they got back hannah, kasia and alex. BOY did i wish kasia had another wardrobe malfunction but she didn't. (-5)

Boring hannah is back. Hannah with the shapeless face that is neither angular nor round. I am so sick of boring girls. (-10)

Hannah roots for Brittani. what kind of name is that? i only hear of britney before, therefore, (-5)

Kasia trying to be funny. say this half of her is rooting for britney, the other half rooting for molly. Well those are some huge halves you got there ms. kasia. (-5)

Alex roots for molly. YAY u go girl. U see? I really can spot talent when I see one. Go MOLLY AND ALEX!!! (+10)

Ann came back to give the girls moral support by starting the runway show. She already looks so hideous every week in that clown photo they flash during panel every week. Beauty in vogue? more like fugly in vogue. (-10)

Ann was just as awkward as ever. Her walk was gg. (+5)

Tyra went to give a pep talk to molly + her parents and tried to make her cry before the runway show. (-20)

Brittani had a kick ass runway walk compared to molly. (-10)

Brittani fell down. (+20) :D

Miss Jay looked like a orange taliban (+5)

Andre said britney's hand look giantic in her photo. I totally agree. britney appears to have man hands! See la, extra go use hand. HALLO beauty shot. Lipstick put on your mouth not on your hands. That was a fugly covergirl photo compared to molly's. (+10)

Britney's commercial stronger den molly. (-10)

Molly had a H2H talk with tyra and told tyra how she had a fugly bowl cut when she was young and she was dreaming to become a model. Remember that part?

Then tyra, on a whim to make her show more 'interesting' cut both finalist's hair very short before declaring one of them the loser. I mean how fucked up is it? Just before you make one of them lose, u go and cut her hair? U cut the winner I ok but u cut the loser also? That's just mean tyra. (-50)

If like that then i rather Hannah go into final 2 with britney cause i want to see her cry when her blonde locks get shaved. But that did not happen. (-20)

Britney won. (-50)

FYL. nevermind, i comfort myself that the best is always the 1st runner up. i imagine that tyra want to give the BETTER one more freedom to choose her own modelling agency instead of getting tied down by contracts and agreements.

-200+60= -140

therefore, FYL tyra.

pokemon rage entry

i am playing pokemon subway challenge and OOOOOOHH am i infuriated. I would curse FML but that's dumb. Because why would i fuck my life? So i say FYL! which means Fuck your life.

these are the pokemon that make my blood boil. it's not enough that they are ugly, they use the moves to fuck your team up! fuck moves are bolded.

Amoongus moveset:



giga drain
leech seed
ingrain
double team

ability: effect spore
item: leftovers

Typically this mushroom will leech seed u. and double team itself to death with a +6 stage of evasion. Den after its ingrain, you can throw all your moves at it this thing WONT DIE. leech seed + ingrain + leftover heals it by 1/3 everyturn. unless you have a nasty plot +6 rapidash with a fire blast that hits 100%... just restart your NDS.


Amomolona moveset:



aqua ring
dive
encore
double team? (pretty sure it has)

ability: name sounds like an std
item: leftovers (FYL leftovers AGAIN!??!)

It looks demonic. There is no other words. What is more creepy than a fish with hands for fins?

Same theory as Amoongus. Wastes your pp and pisses you off. Aqua ring is water version of ingrain. Dive is water version of dig. Encore traps you in a bad move if you used it on first turn.

Save us Fisherman Rod! Catch all of them and jump off team plasma's tower please.

Ducklett and Swanna:

Besides being ugly, it has kickass speed that rapes my Ground type crocodile pokemon. FYL. I really dun get it Ken. What's wrong with you??





ps. wa i surprise myself. put in so much effort into this entry. but most of you won't understand my pain...

Gnomeo and Juliet

Today i watched Gnomeo and Juliet and i think it was wonderful :D Totally my kind of movie. So if you found black swan nice, you'll probably hate this because it's awesome.



A heartwarming tale about romance between 2 families of feuding gnomes. A light-hearted movie with nice, simple plot, witty humour and adorable characters!

The character designers did an excellent job customising each and every gnome. You can see the amount of effort they put in for detail, it's no joke i tell u!

No 2 garden gnomes are the same and it was hilarious to see how they go about their daily lives. Not hilarious as in HAHAHAHA hilarious but a warm-your-heart kinda hilarious.

The best touch they did for this movie was to include a porcelain tinkle everytime the gnomes make contact with one another. cuteness TTM :D

Wah, i like keep doing movie reviews sia.

So, in order of best to worse: Gnomeo, Thor, Beastly.

Thor

On monday i went to watch thor with my sistles.



The actor for thor is man 到 die!

The eyes so blue and the eyelashes so long. he has a cute accent also. his hair so cute, blonde and long. if i have blonde hair, i confirm will keep long. now my hair black. keep long i will end up looking like severus snape.

His muscles is HUGE, look like can snap your neck in 2. and he towers over the rest of the cast. looks like freaking 2m?? if you need a sense of security, that's the guy you want to be looking for.

Natalie portman, where do i begin. i thought she only did weird shows like BLACK SWAN (-_-) and V for Vendetta. She surprised me by taking a role in such a movie.

The movie was good, but i was whimpering throughout the show. they cheat because they use sound to scare me. however to be honest, the storyline was pretty weak i feel.

But there was never a dull moment in the show. lots of very cool special effects, which i appreciate since i know it's very hard to do. a sprinkle of humour in an otherwise very action orientated movie is good too.

The overall cast was pleasing to my eyes.

Thus, it just goes to show. you may have a weak storyline but if you have a stunning cast, the superficial viewer will still like your movie :D

You compare this to Beastly. where only the guy is handsome (for like minority of the time) coupled with the actresses vanessa hudgens and mary kate olsen= PFFFT.

In short Thor pwns Beastly.

when all else fails

search inside yourself, know that u are unique, know that you are weird. embrace your weirdness and be comforted.

GONG GONG

my sister's bf just called me GoNGONG when i picked up the phone.

this is why u shud nv ans a phone when u just woke up.

Lido

I had a mental list of cinemas that i will not go to because they are filthy.

1. Lido
2. Shaw @ bugis

Crappy chairs, popcorn everywhere as well as gentle gradient of seats. gentle gradient of seats, means that if some tall fuck is sitting in front of u, u paying $6.50 to watch their head. i once hallucinated saw a rat scurrying across the floor even.

All these are the fucktors that determine if a cinema is bad.

But last week on my date, I accidently went to Lido and it did not look like:





Instead, it was absolutely BREATH-TAKING. I felt like cinderella stepping into the ballroom!

Except i was wearing slippers made of plastic not glass.

The air con was SO freezing cold. the floor was carpeted with royal maroon, the air smelt alpine fresh! the lights were a brilliant gold. i suspect there was a fountain somewhere... spewing NEWater.

They removed the MCdonalds, KFC, LJS and crappy decor. The crappy decor was a REAL eyesore. Probably gave it to some 3rd world country.

Everything is sparkly fresh. even movie posters had golden baubles framing them! The staff was dressed in TUX.

I am removing Lido from the ghastly cinema list FOR SURE.

I wanna watch a movie there. But if u want to watch, PLS bring a jacket. u will freeze i promise u :)

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sidenote: DO NOT WATCH BEASTLY. it had a crappy plot and i had to stop after 1/2 and hour. simply could not bring myself to continue watching it. the actresses were really BLEH, so i wont even bother.

you would think that having a handsome actor would save the film. NOPE. not if he's looking like



instead of



for a large portion of the time during the show! -_-

ps. pictures from google. i din take photo of the new lido cause i no camera that day.

boiboi has a dirty mind

"Use healthier oil... and more protection"



hem hem. boiboi has a dirty mind.

modelling vs dancing

in modelling as well as dancing. it is all about isolation.

i lost my job! :(

i lost my job. i tried not to jinx it and did not tell anyone that i got it. i only told 3 ppl that i trust a lot and made them promise not to tell anyone.

and YET! i lost my job!

我问天！ 我问天！

holidays are here so hopefully i will be busy being disciplined and self-motivated.


here are all the 7 entries i was supposed to blog this week but didn't because im lazy. but then, i'm not lazy now because i blog all at one shot.

http://boiboiwatch.blogspot.com/2011/05/brother.html
http://boiboiwatch.blogspot.com/2011/05/corrruption-of-4d.html
http://boiboiwatch.blogspot.com/2011/05/yam-ah-mee.html
http://boiboiwatch.blogspot.com/2011/05/never-judge-chocolate-by-its-shape.html
http://boiboiwatch.blogspot.com/2011/05/pessimistic-self-vs-optimistic-self.html
http://boiboiwatch.blogspot.com/2011/05/which-suits-me-more.html

or u could just scroll down.

this entry is included therefore 6+1 is 7. HAH. u thought i cannot count right?

which suits me more?

Pessimistic Self Vs Optimistic Self

P. self: I don't know so many things.. how the fuck am i going to survive in Y2.... :'(

O. self: Focus on what you know. The glass is always half full, not half empty.

P. self: Ok. I know that I don't know so many things.. how the fuck am i going to survive in Y2.... :'(

O. self: ...

never judge a chocolate by its shape

It may look like dog shit but it does not taste like dog shit.



Never judge a book by its cover is OUT OF FASHION. stop using it.

i bought this from marks and spencer. got some easter promotion so it was $2.55 per packet.